When a blonde walks inside a store, she notices something shiny on the shelf.
What’s that shiny thing, she asks the clerk?
That is a thermos, the cashier responds.
And then the blonde queries, “What does it do?”
“It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold,” the clerk retorts.
“Oh,” the blonde exclaims. That sounds like something I could use! I’ll accept it!
The following day, she sees her employer as she enters the office carrying her new thermos and exclaims, “I just received this yesterday, isn’t it fantastic! This thermos maintains hot items hot and cold items cold.
“And what do you have in it?” the boss queries.
In response, the blonde says, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”