Jack wakes up with a black eye and hangover, finds wife’s strange note and starts to cry

Too much alcohol consumption is bad for you. The reality is that most people behave erratically after drinking and frequently forget the majority of what they did while intoxicated.

The following tale concerns a married guy who became so inebriated that he was unable to recall what had occurred the night before.

He expected to have problems with his wife when he woke up with a black eye, but the exact reverse happened. Why? Read the entire article to get a firsthand account.

After spending the night drinking with the guys, Jack, a married man, wakes up with a severe hangover.

Even how he got home from the party is completely forgotten.

He murmurs to himself, “Oh, damn,” and considers whether he made a mistake the previous evening.

When Jack finally managed to open his eyes, the first thing he noticed was a few aspirins and a glass of water on the nightstand.

When Jack sits up, his perfectly clean and ironed clothes are in front of him.

When he looks in the bathroom mirror after taking the aspirins, he is horrified to see a large black eye gazing back at him.

Then he sees a message that reads, “Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket,” written in red with tiny hearts and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick hanging on the corner of the mirror. Be at ease, though! The stove has breakfast on it. I got up early to go shopping so I could prepare your favorite dinner today. I adore you, sweetheart!
Love, Jillian”

The morning newspaper, a delicious breakfast, and steaming coffee are all ready for him when he stumbles into the kitchen. At the table, his youngster is also consuming food.

Jack says, “Son…” What happened the night before?

The truth comes to light

“Well, you arrived home after three in the morning, inebriated and confused. You tripped over the coffee table and smashed it, then you puked in the hallway and ran into the door, getting that black eye.

He queries his kid, “So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?” in a perplexed tone.

Response from his son: “Oh THAT! You cried, “Leave me alone, I’m married!” as Mom carried you to the bedroom and tried to take your pants off. “I got married!”

Jack began crying from his sense of relief.

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